I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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