I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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