I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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