I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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