Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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