Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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