WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
