that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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