cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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