fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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