so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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