the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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