u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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