I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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