And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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