shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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