also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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