The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
