Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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