So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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