Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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