You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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