Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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