I cannot find my penis.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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