you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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