it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
And then he peed in my hair
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