I saw his package. It spoke to me.
you win again, gameday.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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