i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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Oh Jesus.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I think I just shit out all my problems.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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