I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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