Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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