Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Rumble strips road head = magical
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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