I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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