I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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