she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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