I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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