# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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