He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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