i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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