the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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