Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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