And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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