So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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