I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize
