I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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