Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
