in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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