I wannas sexs uuuuu
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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