her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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