why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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