the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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