So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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