i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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