how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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