Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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