you mean i was at the winter classic?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I woke up under a house in Key West
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