Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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